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Lou
01-17-2008, 09:36 AM
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.


Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.


The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.


Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.



Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?


In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Me Again
01-17-2008, 10:23 AM
Can't eat Beef,
Mad cow....


Can't eat chicken,
bird flu



Can't eat eggs,
Salmonella




Can't eat pork,
fears of trichinosis...


Can't eat fish,
heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies,
insecticides and herbicides




Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!

Remember - - -
'STRESSED'
spelled backwards! is
' DESSERTS '

SeekerSA
01-18-2008, 01:41 PM
How Olde Are Ye? (http://www.mychurch.org/blog/119600/how-olde-are-ye)

too many pics

Jotham
01-18-2008, 11:00 PM
...
I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!

Remember - - -
'STRESSED'
spelled backwards! is
' DESSERTS '
:D:banana::1asp099: