Amie
08-04-2009, 12:23 AM
No, not our Ed this time! This one is a baby. "Literally". I think that the blog entries are hilarious! Maybe you will enjoy them too!
Here are the two latest entries:
My Pet Fish
Yesterday my pet fish, Flip, wasn't feeling well. Mummy said you could tell that it wasn't feeling well because of the way it was upside down and floating on the surface of the water. My other pet fish, Flop, was sad. I did my best to try and stop Flop from worrying about Flip by feeding him bananas and stirring the water with an egg whisk. Eventually, though, Flop just hid in the little broken ship at the bottom of the tank - leaving all six bananas uneaten. I even plopped one in that was already peeled, but he still didn't want it. I couldn't see Flop in that dark little ship and I wanted to make sure that Flop was ok, so I dropped mummy's electric table lamp into the water, so that it would light up the inside of the ship.
Flop is now so sad that he is feeling sick too. Mummy says you can tell Flop is sick because of the way he turned black and his eyes exploded. Poor Flip and Flop. Its off to the fish hospital for them both. At the fish hospital mummy says that the fish doctor will make them both well again, and then very soon they will come back to stay with me.
Daddy says there is a special short cut to the fish hospital via the sewers. He gave Flip and Flop a special helping start on their journey, by flushing them both down the toilet.
Aren't Flip and Flop lucky to have a family like us to care for them.
Ed.
Porn
My mummy and daddy were arguing this morning because the postman brought a venolope. The venolope was called Bill and inside there was a list of all things that mummy and daddy had watched on the tele box last month. My mummy was angry because Bill told them that daddy had watched something called hardpore corn and it cost a lot of money. Mummy is now chasing daddy around the kitchen with a rolling pin, just like on Tom and Jerry.
Silly daddy, I don't know why he just doesn't watch it for free on the computer like mummy does while he's at work.
www.myspace.com/edstinson
:9_cool:
Here are the two latest entries:
My Pet Fish
Yesterday my pet fish, Flip, wasn't feeling well. Mummy said you could tell that it wasn't feeling well because of the way it was upside down and floating on the surface of the water. My other pet fish, Flop, was sad. I did my best to try and stop Flop from worrying about Flip by feeding him bananas and stirring the water with an egg whisk. Eventually, though, Flop just hid in the little broken ship at the bottom of the tank - leaving all six bananas uneaten. I even plopped one in that was already peeled, but he still didn't want it. I couldn't see Flop in that dark little ship and I wanted to make sure that Flop was ok, so I dropped mummy's electric table lamp into the water, so that it would light up the inside of the ship.
Flop is now so sad that he is feeling sick too. Mummy says you can tell Flop is sick because of the way he turned black and his eyes exploded. Poor Flip and Flop. Its off to the fish hospital for them both. At the fish hospital mummy says that the fish doctor will make them both well again, and then very soon they will come back to stay with me.
Daddy says there is a special short cut to the fish hospital via the sewers. He gave Flip and Flop a special helping start on their journey, by flushing them both down the toilet.
Aren't Flip and Flop lucky to have a family like us to care for them.
Ed.
Porn
My mummy and daddy were arguing this morning because the postman brought a venolope. The venolope was called Bill and inside there was a list of all things that mummy and daddy had watched on the tele box last month. My mummy was angry because Bill told them that daddy had watched something called hardpore corn and it cost a lot of money. Mummy is now chasing daddy around the kitchen with a rolling pin, just like on Tom and Jerry.
Silly daddy, I don't know why he just doesn't watch it for free on the computer like mummy does while he's at work.
www.myspace.com/edstinson
:9_cool: