Barry
03-25-2007, 12:45 PM
A man went fishing in a large lake and his boat sprung a leak and sank.
The man wasn’t a very good swimmer and he didn’t have his life jacket.
He was over half way to the shore but realized that he wasn’t going to make it. If only he wasn’t so tired.
He began to pray.
“Lord, save me please.”
“I’ll try to do better, really”
“I’ll give up my smoking and drinking and womanizing, just give me a chance!”
“Lord, I promise I’ll change, you can count on it!”
“If you just give me one more chance I’ll turn my life around and follow you”
“Oh, never mind Lord! I just happened to find a rock to stand up on. I'll make it from here.”
The man wasn’t a very good swimmer and he didn’t have his life jacket.
He was over half way to the shore but realized that he wasn’t going to make it. If only he wasn’t so tired.
He began to pray.
“Lord, save me please.”
“I’ll try to do better, really”
“I’ll give up my smoking and drinking and womanizing, just give me a chance!”
“Lord, I promise I’ll change, you can count on it!”
“If you just give me one more chance I’ll turn my life around and follow you”
“Oh, never mind Lord! I just happened to find a rock to stand up on. I'll make it from here.”